VULPIX FTW
PIKACHU, BITCHES!!!!!!
Poliwag?! I want a redo. I’d even take Psyduck over Poliwag.
Dude their expressions are killing me:
Charmander- “Eevee! Uhhhhhh so about last night……”
Eevee- “It was amazing, Char-daddy ;) “
Mew- “Totally just puked in my mouth a little”
Pikachu- “Pika-pika!”
Squirtle- “Hold everything, I’m pretty sure he just said-“
Celebi- “Bitch please, nobody understands that foreign hood-rat”
Vulpix- “Hey where you going Celebi?”
Gastly- “Yea where you going sweet cheeks? Thought we was gonna get to know each other?
Poliwag- “So say you two did engage in anything physical, wouldn’t entering Celebi be considered possession?”
Bulbasaur- “Hey Togepi, are you listening to this shit?
Togepi- “RAWRRRRRR BITCHES!! I’m a mothafreakin’ dinosaur!!!”
Psyduck- “Wait what?!!?!
